Girlfriends, Carrots, and German Literature

Girlfriend's a Head Case
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Another letter from a reader!

Dear Biff,

My girlfriend is a head case. What should I do?

Wondering

Dear Wondering,

Whose isn't?

Get used to it.

As long as she isn't physically or emotionally abusive, or fond of sticking a carrot up your ass while you read "Mein Kampf" aloud, just enjoy the ride.

Well, the carrot thing is a personal taste, so you may not mind, but it was a deal-breaker for me.

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